by Joan O'Sullivan
lesson two: continue being beautiful in every way. people (mainly boys) will like you.
exhibit a- you look hotter standing up.
exhibit b- smell like a toilet (it's cheaper)
exhibit c- thin girls are happy girls, and already know that rule about never sitting down.
exhibit d- don't overdo it
"Face the fact that you're FAT..." Whoa. I certainly don't have nifty knees, so I'll try to keep that in mind when sitting.
ReplyDeletei don't know how they could get any niftier
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