The martial arts by Ken Reisberg c1979 i guess the one who stays vertical (and upright) is the winner. this applies to so many activities (cycling, drinking wine, being tall).
three ants were harmed in the making of this post. call the aspca.
it is hot and there are ants and i shut my window so they'd stop coming in so now it is hotter and i am going to make a to-do list and try going to bed.