day forty-six.

j.c. presents

hulu.com: a guide to movie tags

or, how to make the most out of your user experience

step one: alert your fellow users to the presence of breasts, and other nude parts. also, webs of sex and other sexy things.

(note: don't forget to differentiate "sex nudity" from "nudity"- including two tags to disambiguate such terms is appropriate in many cases.)

step two: remember to critique a lack of "step one" material. we acknowledge the fact that in this busy modern world, your viewing time is very valuable.

step three: oh god oh god oh god no

step four: be honest and thoughtful about your descriptors, choosing words that reflect both content and your overall impression of the work.

step five: acknowledge technical difficulties in a calm and productive manner. hulu will be happy to address any issues in a timely fashion.

step six: choose words and phrases that might prove useful to others when searching for films similar to this.

step seven: when in doubt, casually insult dolph lundgren.